Have you ever been singing along to a song you’ve known forever and suddenly realized that it’s nothing but some ol’ nonsense? Ever deep-dived back into one of your adolescent faves to discover that it promotes some totally unhealthy relationship choices?

Combining my super powers of retaining too much knowledge of shit no one cares about, and overanalyzing every possible thing with my overwhelming need to crack wise, against all better judgement, I have been successfully spoiling things for people for decades.

I’m that person at the party waiting to ruin your favorite song for you.