Got a suggestion for a song I should take on? Compliments on my incomparable taste and humor? Feedback on how I have empowered you to get out there and start ruining shit for others?

Fill this shit out!

Got complaints about how I misinterpreted something? Offended by a joke I made? Don’t understand why I would ruin the thing you love? Why can’t we have nice things?

Lemme clear a few things up:

I didn’t, I don’t care, For fun, and Me.

Now you don’t need to write me!

Look how much time I just freed up in your schedule!